Rappers before getting a major record-deal: I just wanna get my music out there for my fans, man. I work so hard, just like y'all man. I just wanna get my one shot...
Rappers after getting a major record-deal: Fuck ALL you broke-ass muthafuckas! Bitch my watch costs more than your house and my car costs more than your family tree! I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days! I'm in a fuckin Lamborghini RIGHT NOW. You mothafuckas riding around in Hyundai's and shit! If you ain't spend at least 50,000 on the car, then you ain't doin' shit! .........Buy my new album :)
theironywelivein: Some people are refusing to eat here because of their stance on homosexuality. I get why. But just as you are allowed to have an opinion on gay marriage, Jeff Bezos is allowed to have one as well. Now, how is his stance on gay marriage going to affect the food you are eating? It’s not. If you want to boycott something, boycott corporations with sweatshops in Asia, Africa, all...
Dibola: Here’s the thing people protesting are... →
dibola: Here’s the thing people protesting are doing wrong in the Chick-Fil-A case. You’re telling an entity that you’re wanting to force your beliefs on them. You know what, the day they stop selling food to gay people would be when I’d say something. People can think and believe what they want. If they… Thank you.
westernkanye: my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF MY FAVORITE DRINK
kingofthewestcoast: OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is how I feel inside whenever I have a strawberry banana smoothie.
Reblog if you're black
chinkchinkjayy: cloud-zero: Most notes ive ever seen :o lol 5mil LMAO@DA .GIFS!!!! lol the notes…no way! Haha damn! omg I don’t know which to laugh at first Oh lord, not dancing KFC chicken man lmfao Damn, the notes. #KnowDaBlackPeople lls
So I was sitting here trying to study for this last final and I just got really irritated. I said “God, I’m frustrated, this is really hard.” As I was saying that, a Paralympics commercial on the tv caught my eye. A woman was swimming with amputated legs and a man was doing archery without arms. Obviously, I felt foolish for complaining while these people with missing limbs were...
Coughing dramatically in front of a person that's...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable Yep, all the time lol.
glimmering: moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period May God be with you…
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
iamgrizzy: iamgrizzy: “hey ya’ll, lemme tell ya’ll about my day. so, i’m at my job or whatever- Mcdonald’s Corporation …. INC annnnnnd (sucks lips) my boyfriend .. we was on .. well i was on .. on uhm .. (snaps fingers) the computer or whatever (sucks lips) annnd i downloaded oovoo becuz i was BORED and so (shrugs shoulders and sucks lips) my boyfriend called me- my EXboyfriend (plays with...
uglyreckless: I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT All I can say is…unnecessary talents…